muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

smythe-hummel:

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

stability:

friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles

onigiri85:

omg




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asian:

kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

i am laughing so fucking hard

life-luxuries:

styleofdress:

because i hate it when people post these without recipes, here are all of them. some of these aren’t EXACTLY the same, but they’re close enough to still be delicious.

triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies

Give me now pls